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I was watching a show on UFOs and aliens last night, and I then remembered that alien beings, especially grays, as people call them, have an infatuation with women's navels, just like myself. I've read a number of stories on the subject. Most stories have to do with an alien, usually a gray, injecting long needle into a girl's belly button. The purpose has never been known, but I assume that they're trying to extract some human egg cells for study.
One story involves a man and his wife driving along a road, when they were supposedly abducted by a craft full of grays. One of the grays injected a long needle into the navel of the woman.
A second story involves another couple who were abducted by grays of a darker color. Once the abduction was over with, the woman noticed a triangular mark on her belly button. Later on she reported nightmares about the grays, one in which one of them stooped down to kiss her belly button.
The third one I heard about from a friend. It was on a talk show, I believe Jerry Springer, but I'm not sure. This woman claimed to be abducted by aliens, and one of them "did something weird to her belly button."
If these aliens exist, then what are they doing? Is there actually some secret locked within the belly button? Is there a use for navel lint, perhaps as fuel for their ships? I guess we won't know. Perhaps grays are infatuated with belly buttons because they don't have any, at least from the drawings I've seen of them. I don't know if you believe in extraterrestrial life or not, but let me know what you think. firstname.lastname@example.org
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